Just flicked on the telly-box to watch the news, only to find Trinny and Susannah convincing some nice ladies to wobble their bottoms around on national TV. What possesses people to go on these shows and allow the nation to view their cellulite? I have enough trouble stripping off in the gym changing rooms, but then again there are plenty of girls standing around stark bollock naked and slowly rubbing moisturising lotion into bits I really don’t need to see.
On the flip side, T&S have the same effect on me as that other terrifying TV presenter twosome – Kim and Aggy. I suddenly realise that my bum isn’t nearly as big or dimply as those on display, and my flat isn’t as dirty. I think I’ll just have another bit of chocolate and watch the dust accumulating. It’s better than the telly-box.
